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  • Me: You know, I'm going to NOT go on Tumblr today.
  • Troye Sivan: *Releases Song*
  • Tyler Oakley: *Does Tumblr Giveaway*
  • Connor Franta: *Reposts a picture of a dog instead of a cat*
  • Tumblr: *Shuts Down*
  • Troyler: *Is confirmed*
  • Zalfie: *Makes Out, Gets Engaged, and Announces Child*
  • Me: ...
  • Tumblr: ...
  • Me: Fuck you.
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  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*
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witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(via tilly-oakley)

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kingsleyyy:

wickedwitchoftheeastcollins:

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The Supernatural fandom has proved my point

(via okay-is-a-flirty-word)

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ourtroylerinfinityy:

twirlingtroye:

just sent a text saying

"WHAT ARE THOSE SEMEN BALLS FROM TBELL CALLED?"

did you get an answer? im curious now

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nocaptainmatt:

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(via slothsamson)

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angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

(via veryurl-muchwow)

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????

(via hated-and-helpless)

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via joshpeck)

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thisislokisdivision:

My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

(via sagihairius)

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